Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?
I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.
Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
When we talk to god, it's prayer. When god talks to us, it's schizophrenia.
I especially love 'Web Therapy' and I did 'Eastbound and Down' too. I had a lot of fun doing that.