Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?

We're giving jobs to people who would otherwise be out of work if we weren't exploiting cheap labor.

When I've had a meltdown, people will say to me, "Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor."

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?

The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.

I'm not a religious person. I don't have any desire. To me it's imitative of a conventional culture. I'm all for it for anybody. I totally have a free and open feeling about how other humans want to live their lives. It's just not something that has any real significance for me.