You are what you think ... geez, that's frightening.
When I've had a meltdown, people will say to me, "Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor."
No matter how cynical I get, I can't keep up.
Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?
If beauty is truth, why don't women go to the library to have their hair done?
9 to 5 made people aware of equal pay for equal work. It hasn't really happened, but it has come closer.