Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?

Infinity is just time on an ego trip.

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.

I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.

The whole idea of being in captivity in such limited space, especially in a zoo, causes elephants to suffer. They develop all kinds of foot diseases. They die. They get cysts. Not only is it painful, it eventually kills them.

My space chums think my unique hookup with humanity could be evolution's awkward attempt to jump-start itself up again. They're thinking just maybe, going crazy could be the evolutionary process trying to hurry up mind expansion. Maybe my mind didn't snap. Maybe it was just trying to stretch itself into a new shape. The cerebral cortex trying to grow a thumb of sorts.

Growing up in Michigan was fine...until I realized where I was.