What goes up must come down. But don't expect it to come down where you can find it.
Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what's current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.
Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.
I try to be cynical, but it's so hard to keep up.
When I've had a meltdown, people will say to me, "Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor."