I still believe that sex is dirty. It's just that now I wouldn't have it any other way.
The formula for water is H2O. Is the formula for an ice cube H2O squared?
We're giving jobs to people who would otherwise be out of work if we weren't exploiting cheap labor.
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.