Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.

Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.

I wanted to be a stage actress. I wanted to be a New York actress and have a community with other actors. I didn't want to get famous; I always thought getting famous was a drag on you.

Wouldn't it be great if we all grew up to be what we wanted to be? The world would be full of nurses, firemen, and ballerinas.

The whole idea of being in captivity in such limited space, especially in a zoo, causes elephants to suffer. They develop all kinds of foot diseases. They die. They get cysts. Not only is it painful, it eventually kills them.

Even when I'm being funny, I'm deadly serious.

We don't care. We don't have to. We're the phone company.