If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?

In the depths of the night, fear grips my heart. It paralyzes my mind. But most of all, I feel very, very alone

If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.

Infinity is just time on an ego trip.

If beauty is truth, why don't women go to the library to have their hair done?

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.

Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?