When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don’t feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one.
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.
I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it's much too confining.
What goes up must come down. But don't expect it to come down where you can find it.
Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?