People hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with.

Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?

Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?

You are what you think ... geez, that's frightening.

I especially love 'Web Therapy' and I did 'Eastbound and Down' too. I had a lot of fun doing that.

I mean yes to act out something or take chances in the performance is one thing. But in terms of a camera, whatever's captured is captured so that's a little more daunting.

Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.