People hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with.

It's a more ridiculing, divisive humor today.

We don't care. We don't have to. We're the phone company.

I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.

I feel some part of me can wake up and be very existential and the next day wake up and be sort of in love with the universe.

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.

The road to success is always under construction.