People hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with.

Infinity is just time on an ego trip.

I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it's much too confining.

If beauty is truth, why don't women go to the library to have their hair done?

Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.

We don't care. We don't have to. We're the phone company.

If trying harder doesn't work, try softer.