I want to do that thing rich people do where they turn money into more money.
You didn't realize emotion could be a weapon? Have you not read the poetry of Jewel?
Trying on jeans is my favorite thing. Maybe later I can get a pap smear from an old male doctor.
Who's got two thumbs, speaks limited French and hasn't cried once today? This moi.
If reality TV has taught us anything, it's that you can't keep people with no shame down.
OK, here's a little bedroom tip: Put a bag of popcorn in the microwave beforehand. That way when you're done, you have a treat.