If reality TV has taught us anything, it's that you can't keep people with no shame down.

I have many, many voices. I talk to my dogs like in the strangest voices you can imagine.

My heart's pounding like I'm watching Oprah's farewell season.

You can try to change New York, but it's like Jay-Z says: Concrete bunghole where dreams are made up, there's nothing you can do.

Can I share with you my worldview? All of humankind has one thing in common: the sandwich. I believe that all anyone really wants in this life is to sit in peace and eat a sandwich.

If I have learned anything from my SIMS family: When a child doesn't see his father enough he starts to jump up and down, then his mood level will drop until he pees himself.

I got rid of all my Colin Firth movies in case they consider it erotica.