Instead, what I was beginning to understand was that however things unfolded from here on, whatever the next chapter was, my life could never be the sum of one circumstance. It would be determined, as it had always been, by my willingness to put one foot in front of the other, moving forward, come what may.

Lizzing is a combination of laughing and whizzing.

You didn't realize emotion could be a weapon? Have you not read the poetry of Jewel?

Can't one human being not like another human being? Can't we all just not get along?

I have many, many voices. I talk to my dogs like in the strangest voices you can imagine.

There ain't no party like a Liz Lemon party 'cause a Liz Lemon party is mandatory!

I'm 37, please don't make me go to Brooklyn.