If reality TV has taught us anything, it's that you can't keep people with no shame down.
Thanks, it's my own recipe. I use cheddar cheese instead of water.
I have many, many voices. I talk to my dogs like in the strangest voices you can imagine.
You can try to change New York, but it's like Jay-Z says: Concrete bunghole where dreams are made up, there's nothing you can do.
You didn't realize emotion could be a weapon? Have you not read the poetry of Jewel?
Did you really think I wouldn't recognize my college futon, with its trademark absence of sex stains?