There ain't no party like a Liz Lemon party 'cause a Liz Lemon party is mandatory!
I want to do that thing rich people do where they turn money into more money.
Lizzing is a combination of laughing and whizzing.
I got into songwriting because I'm not very good at communicating sometimes, just my true words, so music was always my way of expressing myself and being able to put things into lyrics that I couldn't say necessarily in my everyday life.
I got rid of all my Colin Firth movies in case they consider it erotica.
You can try to change New York, but it's like Jay-Z says: Concrete bunghole where dreams are made up, there's nothing you can do.