I was inspired by a question that kept repeating itself in my mind: Could I really change my life? I'd spent so many days, weeks, months, and years thinking about doing things with my life, and now I wanted to know, if I committed to a goal and woke up every single day working hard at it, could I change my life?

Now I'm heading home for a nooner, which is what I call having pancakes for lunch.

If I have learned anything from my SIMS family: When a child doesn't see his father enough he starts to jump up and down, then his mood level will drop until he pees himself.

I support women. I'm like a human BRA.

I'm 37, please don't make me go to Brooklyn.

Who's got two thumbs, speaks limited French and hasn't cried once today? This moi.

There ain't no party like a Liz Lemon party 'cause a Liz Lemon party is mandatory!