All around us, people were cool. By association, so were we.

You didn't realize emotion could be a weapon? Have you not read the poetry of Jewel?

Thanks, it's my own recipe. I use cheddar cheese instead of water.

I don't like writing in front of a lot of people, it has to be an intimate experience with people I trust.

I don't need anyone. Because I can do every single thing that a person in a relationship can. Everything. Even zip up my own dress. You know, there are some things that are actually harder to do with two people. Such as monologues.

I'm 37, please don't make me go to Brooklyn.

If you're ordering me an edible arrangement to say thanks, I'd prefer a meat one.