Whatever the tiny bubbles sitting beautifully on the surface of the absolutely delicious-looking skin around his forehead and neck were, they were doing a lot for his overall appearance...and for my heart rate.

Lizzing is a combination of laughing and whizzing.

I don't like writing in front of a lot of people, it has to be an intimate experience with people I trust.

I want to do that thing rich people do where they turn money into more money.

We have a show tonight. I've never missed a show. Not even the time I had that virus they kept saying only raccoons get.

My mom used to send me articles about how older virgins are considered good luck in Mexico.

I want to roll my eyes right now, but the doctor says that if I keep doing it, my ocular muscles might spasm and eject my eyeballs.