If you're ordering me an edible arrangement to say thanks, I'd prefer a meat one.
I have many, many voices. I talk to my dogs like in the strangest voices you can imagine.
Do you need sex advice? Here's a tip. Sometimes a lady likes to leave her blazer on.
All around us, people were cool. By association, so were we.
I don't need anyone. Because I can do every single thing that a person in a relationship can. Everything. Even zip up my own dress. You know, there are some things that are actually harder to do with two people. Such as monologues.
Who's got two thumbs, speaks limited French and hasn't cried once today? This moi.