Thanks, it's my own recipe. I use cheddar cheese instead of water.

Whatever the tiny bubbles sitting beautifully on the surface of the absolutely delicious-looking skin around his forehead and neck were, they were doing a lot for his overall appearance...and for my heart rate.

After all, isn't that what really draws the line between childhood and adulthood, knowing that you are solely responsible for yourself? If so, then my childhood ended at fifteen.

All around us, people were cool. By association, so were we.

If you're ordering me an edible arrangement to say thanks, I'd prefer a meat one.

God, three weddings in one day, I'm going to be in Spanx for 12 hours. My elastic line is gonna get infected again.

I love Gwen Stefani's style, I think she's dope.