I will not calm down! Women are allowed to get angrier than men about double standards.
My heart's pounding like I'm watching Oprah's farewell season.
My mom used to send me articles about how older virgins are considered good luck in Mexico.
I got rid of all my Colin Firth movies in case they consider it erotica.
I want to roll my eyes right now, but the doctor says that if I keep doing it, my ocular muscles might spasm and eject my eyeballs.
Can't one human being not like another human being? Can't we all just not get along?