Can't one human being not like another human being? Can't we all just not get along?

If reality TV has taught us anything, it's that you can't keep people with no shame down.

One of my New Year's resolutions is to say 'yes!' Yes to love, yes to life, yes to staying in more!

Instead, what I was beginning to understand was that however things unfolded from here on, whatever the next chapter was, my life could never be the sum of one circumstance. It would be determined, as it had always been, by my willingness to put one foot in front of the other, moving forward, come what may.

I have many, many voices. I talk to my dogs like in the strangest voices you can imagine.

After all, isn't that what really draws the line between childhood and adulthood, knowing that you are solely responsible for yourself? If so, then my childhood ended at fifteen.

I'm 37, please don't make me go to Brooklyn.