My mom used to send me articles about how older virgins are considered good luck in Mexico.
My heart's pounding like I'm watching Oprah's farewell season.
Whatever the tiny bubbles sitting beautifully on the surface of the absolutely delicious-looking skin around his forehead and neck were, they were doing a lot for his overall appearance...and for my heart rate.
Thanks, it's my own recipe. I use cheddar cheese instead of water.
I support women. I'm like a human BRA.
I have many, many voices. I talk to my dogs like in the strangest voices you can imagine.