Most people are dead. Hitler. Ray Charles. Some other guys. But mostly those two.

We have white people problems in America. You know what that is? That's when your life is amazing, so you just make stuff up to get worried about.

If you can survive disappointment, nothing can beat you

I do love standup. I love comedians. They're my community. Also, because I know so many of them, I know the value of them. I know what they can do.

All talking is good, negative and positive. Stabbing is bad; talking is good.

I was raised by a hard-working single mother, so my first role model was a woman. My only caretaker was a woman, and I have three sisters, so my community was girls. I have two girls, and my dog is a girl. My dead dog was a girl. I don't know. I guess I've always keyed in on that perspective.

I finally have the body I want. It’s easy, actually, you just have to want a really shitty body.