Most people are dead. Hitler. Ray Charles. Some other guys. But mostly those two.

To me, it's very exhilarating when somebody else does a great thing, and it's not me.

Either I'll never get rich from the show but remain intensely proud of the work and stand behind every second of it, or it catches on and I'll make my money down the road.

I like being full, every day, with stuff that I have to do.

When you have bacon in your mouth, it doesn't matter who's president.

What we've done with our modern food supply is absolute insanity. It's not even real any more. You used to be able to give a kid an apple and they would love it. Kids can't even taste apples any more. Apples taste like paper to kids now.

Everything that's difficult you should be able to laugh about.