When people are getting richer and richer but they're not actually producing anything, it can't end well.

Most Americans have so much crap, that you could lose most of it and still have way more stuff than the average Canadian.

Life isn't something you possess. It's something you take part in, and you witness.

It's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them.

When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, 'This is just dumb.'

There are people that really live by doing the right thing, but I don't know what that is, I'm really curious about that. I'm really curious about what people think they're doing when they're doing something evil, casually. I think it's really interesting, that we benefit from suffering so much, and we excuse ourselves from it.

Comedians work great as actors because they're good under pressure. With a lot of actors, you have to make them feel like everything's going really well to get a good performance out of them. But, if you have a comedian on the set, you can tell them, 'Hey, you really are screwing this up,' and then they just get better.