When people are getting richer and richer but they're not actually producing anything, it can't end well.

Working in TV and navigating success is a tricky thing. It's easier to navigate the hard work of starting out because you just do anything they let you do, but once you get into an orbit, after the thrusters have pushed you into the orbit, now you have to navigate that orbit. There's no choices when you're starting out. You're just like, "Please, let me do anything." But then it turns around and it's like, "We'll let you do anything".

I don't know if you've ever had just five dollars in the bank, but I've found that if that's all you have, you can't get it out.

Some things I think are very conservative, or very liberal. I think when someone falls into one category for everything, I'm very suspicious. It doesn't make sense to me that you'd have the same solution to every issue.

I've had soccer moms come up and tell me they can relate when I say that I want to throw my baby in the trash.

I don't think women are better than men, I think men are a lot worse than women.

I don't care about the weight. You know, I'm lucky; I'm one of those people - I can eat donuts, whatever, and I just get fat.