A very painful part of being a parent is having really negative feelings about your children when you love them so much.
Louis C. K.Fathers have skills that they never use at home. You run a landscaping business and you can't dress and feed a four-year-old? Take it on!
Louis C. K.I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself.
Louis C. K.My kids are really easy. I often worry that they're too easy to deal with. They're really nice people.
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