Some things I think are very conservative, or very liberal. I think when someone falls into one category for everything, I'm very suspicious. It doesn't make sense to me that you'd have the same solution to every issue.
Louis C. K.Sometimes I just want to tell a story regardless of whether it fits what the show is saying. Iโve been in a lot of writing rooms where somebody says an idea and everyoneโs dying, like laughing so theyโre delirious. Itโs like a black hole in a good way, everything starts to fall into it, you know what I mean.
Louis C. K.I ate too much and masturbated too recently, you know? It's bad to like jerk off and run out the door, 'cause you run into somebody. "Oh, she knows..." You got to take some time alone to process the shame.
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