I've always loved boxing. It's something I've always been extremely excited about.

I could never sit down and write jokes.

I'd like to name my kid a whole phrase. You know, something like Ladies and Gentlemen. That'll be a cool name for a kid. This is my son, Ladies and Gentlemen! Then, when he gets out of hand, I get to go, Ladies and Gentlemen, please!

All talking is good, negative and positive. Stabbing is bad; talking is good.

If you think everything you've done is great, you're probably dumb.

If you're older, you're smarter. I just believe that. If you're in an argument with someone older than you, you should listen to 'em ... even if they're wrong, their wrongness is rooted in more information than you have.

You know what our number one threat is? Heart disease.