I've always loved boxing. It's something I've always been extremely excited about.

Every year white people add 100 years to how long ago slavery was. I've heard educated white people say, 'slavery was 400 years ago.' No it very wasn't. It was 140 years ago...that's two 70-year-old ladies living and dying back to back. That's how recently you could buy a guy.

I do actually use a boxing trainer when I train for stand-up.

When my kids were younger, I used to avoid them. I used to sit on the toilet 'til my legs fell asleep. You want to know why your father spends so long in the toilet? Because he's not sure he wants to be a father.

I do feel a lot of times like I'm out of my league with my kids in terms of what my responsibility is.

I'd love to have a shitty job. I couldn't hold any down. Standup was the only thing I could stick with. I'm an idiot that way.

There's no real preparing at home for stand-up. You just go and you just do it.