I've always loved boxing. It's something I've always been extremely excited about.

I would rather be with my kids than anybody else.

If you have something to say, here's what you do: You write it down on a piece of paper, you go out in the lobby, and then you go home and you kill yourself.

Out of the people that ever were, almost all of them are dead. There are way more dead people, and you're all gonna die and then you're gonna be dead for way longer than you're alive. Like that's mostly what you're ever gonna be. You're just dead people that didn't die yet.

Stereotypically speaking feminists can't take a joke. ::audience boo:: See?

I know what it's like to have a bunch of material that's working that you don't care about. You want to die.

I don't care about the weight. You know, I'm lucky; I'm one of those people - I can eat donuts, whatever, and I just get fat.