A household name is like ketchup. Everybody wants ketchup. Ketchup doesn't hurt anybody.

You know when you see a mother someplace just melting down on her kid? She's like, 'Shut up, I hate you, you're ugly!'... Any parents there are thinking, 'What did that shitty kid do to that poor woman? That poor woman. I wish I could help.'

I have a lot of beliefs, and I live by none of them - that's just the way I am they make me feel good about who I am.

I like being full, every day, with stuff that I have to do.

The thing is, comedy's gone in a weird direction. People are really into ironic comedy and fakeness and cleverness.

Why can't we have racism that's ignorant but nice? You could have stereotypes that are positive about race. You could say, "Those Chinese people, they can fly!" "You know about the Puerto Ricans? They're made of candy!"

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Leave the dude alone and he'll figure it out.