When you're young as a comic, you don't have a lot of leverage.

If you do something and people think you're stupid, just go for crazy. You get more respect that way because nobody likes stupid people.

When you have bacon in your mouth, it doesn't matter who's president.

I'm not motivated to entertain people through Twitter, so just by having Twitter and not saying anything, I make people mad.

I was an awkward kid.

My kids are really easy. I often worry that they're too easy to deal with. They're really nice people.

Talking is always positive. That's why I talk too much.