Credibility lasts about two cycles of bad material, and then you'll probably never get it back. If you let people down, that's really hard to come back from - harder than climbing from nothing to something, even.

The problem is, the more famous you get, the more people see you who didn't choose to.

I don't have sex drive... I have sex 'just sit in the car and hope someone gets in'.

The thing is, comedy's gone in a weird direction. People are really into ironic comedy and fakeness and cleverness.

I do have very deep, fond memories of my family in Mexico City, but I also remember feeling funny for not speaking English - I was basically an immigrant. But I picked up the language fast and soon I knew that I wanted to be a writer.

You have to be aware of who you're talking to in an audience.

Being popular with an audience is a very rickety ladder to be on.