Everything that people say is testable.

I don't have a room full of writers pitching ideas. It's just me out of my head.

Pushing the envelope' sort of implies that you're inside the envelope with everyone else, and you're trying to find the edges on the outsides.

I don't know if you've ever had just five dollars in the bank, but I've found that if that's all you have, you can't get it out.

Gay men have to go through something to own their - who they are. They get beat up. They get ostracized. Whatever they go through, if they survive it, they come out very confident people.

It's hard to know where your thoughts come from, especially when you have a thirst for material because you need it professionally.

Someday, one of your friends is gonna get divorced, it's gonna happen, and they're gonna tell you. Don't go, 'ohhhh I'm sorry.' That's a stupid thing to say. First of all you're making 'em feel bad for being really happy, which isn't fair. And second of all: divorce is always good news. I know that sounds weird, but it's true, because no good marriage has ever ended in divorce. It's really that simple.