I don't like comedy. I like funny things. I don't like comedy. Like, comedy movies are just, 'Oh Jesus.'

You would never do stand-up without an audience. I mean, no one would even consider it. It's like they're the instrument you're playing.

Breaking records is not something you expect to be doing. That's like a sports thing, it's not usually a comedy and writing thing.

Gay men have to go through something to own their - who they are. They get beat up. They get ostracized. Whatever they go through, if they survive it, they come out very confident people.

One time, I threw a candy wrapper on the street. I was with a friend who said to me, You just littered on the street! Don't you care about the environment? And I thought about it, and I said, You know what? This isn't the environment. This is New York City. New York City is not the environment. New York City is a giant piece of litter. Next to Mexico City, it's the shittiest piece of litter in the world. Just a pussy, runny, smokin', stinkin' piece of litter.

I'm not motivated to entertain people through Twitter, so just by having Twitter and not saying anything, I make people mad.

I love comedians. They're my community.