I don't like comedy. I like funny things. I don't like comedy. Like, comedy movies are just, 'Oh Jesus.'

When people are getting richer and richer but they're not actually producing anything, it can't end well.

If you're a cartoon character or most TV characters, sure, you'll fight, because the punches are juicy-sounding and they don't leave marks. But in real life, if somebody punches you in the eye, it doesn't make any noise and your eye is swollen for, like, six months. It's a nightmare to get punched in the eye.

When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant, and you sort of get a list from her every day, and you do, you know, you run down the list, and it feels very much like a chore. And a lot of fathers live in kind of an avoidance. They sit on the toilet for several hours a day... Oh, honey, it took me 40 minutes to go to the post office... But once you become a dad without the mom there, you have to take it all on, and you sort of activate male skills that you didn't know you could apply to fatherhood.

When I see two guys kissing, I'm like, how come I can't kiss one of those guys? They look like they're having a good time.

Sorry - Americans only buy things that come from suffering. They just enjoy it more when they know someone's getting hurt.

Young people don't even consider that it's a good idea to be out on the fringe, which is where good ideas come from.