My uncles were all funny. My dad wasn't funny, but my uncles were all funny. Now I go back and I like him better than them, they were manipulative funny.

If I do something for my kids, I get a medal, because most fathers don't.

Young people don't even consider that it's a good idea to be out on the fringe, which is where good ideas come from.

I spend enough time onscreen looking hangdog and depressed.

Sorry - Americans only buy things that come from suffering. They just enjoy it more when they know someone's getting hurt.

Spend time with your kids and have your own ideas about what they need. It won't take away your manhood; it will give it to you.

Everything that people say is testable.