When you have bacon in your mouth, it doesn't matter who's president.

I've tried to do away with lying in my life in the last few years, but it's hard.

When people are getting richer and richer but they're not actually producing anything, it can't end well.

If I owned a network, I would never let a guy just put people on without telling me who they are.

The only time you should look in your neighbor's bowl is to make sure that they have enough. You don't look in your neighbor's bowl to see if you have as much as them.

There's no way you ask Sean Penn a question and then, you're gonna be HUGE !

I was driving in Manhattan. There's traffic, nobody's moving... The guy behind me is honking just at me. He kept yelling at me. I decided that I'm gonna argue with this guy, but I'm gonna argue about something else. I'm not having his argument; I'm having mine. So, he's like, 'Go!' And I go, 'Well give me back my jacket!' And he stopped. I was like, 'Yeah, you got my jacket! Give it back! I said you could borrow it, not have it! You're stretching it out, you fat pig! Give it back, now!' He got back in his car, and he locked his doors.