When you have bacon in your mouth, it doesn't matter who's president.

Everything's amazing right now, and nobody's happy.

I never viewed money as being 'my money' I always saw it as 'the money.' It's a resource. If it pools up around me then it needs to be flushed back out into the system.

A household name is like ketchup. Everybody wants ketchup. Ketchup doesn't hurt anybody.

If you're a cartoon character or most TV characters, sure, you'll fight, because the punches are juicy-sounding and they don't leave marks. But in real life, if somebody punches you in the eye, it doesn't make any noise and your eye is swollen for, like, six months. It's a nightmare to get punched in the eye.

I don't have a brother in real life.

Everything that's difficult you should be able to laugh about.