Well, when I was younger, I lied all the time, because once you understand the power of lying, it's really like magic because you transform reality for people.

If you do something and people think you're stupid, just go for crazy. You get more respect that way because nobody likes stupid people.

I do feel a lot of times like I'm out of my league with my kids in terms of what my responsibility is.

The thing is, comedy's gone in a weird direction. People are really into ironic comedy and fakeness and cleverness.

I have Twitter so I can tell people what I want them to buy and they give me money.

Everything that's difficult you should be able to laugh about.

Some people think it's demeaning to victims if you ever say anything out-loud about sexual abuse of children. I don't know if that's true.