I don't have a gun, but if I did, I would shoot a baby deer in the mouth and feel nothing.

If you do something and people think you're stupid, just go for crazy. You get more respect that way because nobody likes stupid people.

I found out that I'm a pretty bad father. I make a lot of mistakes and I don't know what I'm doing. But my kids love me. Go figure.

You know when you see a mother someplace just melting down on her kid? She's like, 'Shut up, I hate you, you're ugly!'... Any parents there are thinking, 'What did that shitty kid do to that poor woman? That poor woman. I wish I could help.'

I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of.

It's easier to cancel a show if it's expensive.

There's been a lot of simple vilification of right-wing people. It's really easy to say, 'Well, you're Christian, you're anti-this and that, and I hate you.' But to me, it's more interesting to say, 'What is this person like and how do they really think?'