I don't have a gun, but if I did, I would shoot a baby deer in the mouth and feel nothing.

When I read things like the foundations of capitalism are shattering, I'm like, maybe we need that. Maybe we need some time where we're walking around with a donkey with pots clanging on the sides.

It's kind of awkward to eat alone in a restaurant because everybody's looking at me.

Self-love is a good thing but self-awareness is more important. You need to once in a while go ‘Uh, I’m kind of an asshole.’

If you're a woman and a guy's ever said anything romantic to you, he just left off the second part that would have made you sick if you could have heard it.

Technically, I've learned that having good legs and wind is good for being on stage. You have to be in shape and have endurance.

God is like a shitty girlfriend.