There’s a need to perfect things in a writers’ room, and that can take a lot of fun out of a show sometimes. It’s a struggle. It depends on your personality. Some people love working with a writing staff. I had a great writing staff on Lucky Louie, but it sometimes felt like Congress or something.

I ate too much and masturbated too recently, you know? It's bad to like jerk off and run out the door, 'cause you run into somebody. "Oh, she knows..." You got to take some time alone to process the shame.

People don't talk to me on airplanes.

There's nothing that beats proving you're funny by making a funny thing, and right now there are huge outlets for that, with You Tube and all the other stuff online.

You can't cancel my stand-up tours. It's impossible. There's too many separate bosses. There is no 'bosses.'

You have to do a show as honestly as you can. But you also can't afford skepticism, because it's preparing for failure, which is useless.

I don't know if you've ever had just five dollars in the bank, but I've found that if that's all you have, you can't get it out.