I was a nerd growing up, and I'm a little antisocial and awkward.
The ability to just sit there. That's being a person.
I like all ladies of all different ages.
When you're young as a comic, you don't have a lot of leverage.
I finally have the body I want. It’s easy, actually, you just have to want a really shitty body.
When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant, and you sort of get a list from her every day, and you do, you know, you run down the list, and it feels very much like a chore.