I love stand-up more than anything, and I'm so happy to have found a way to use it in the show.

All these words we use, anybody can be a genius now. It used to be you had to have a thought no one ever had before or you had to invent a number. Now, it’s like, “Hey, I’ve got a cup in case we need another cup.” “Dude, you’re a genius!”

I finally have the body I want. It’s easy, actually, you just have to want a really shitty body.

I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of.

I've started to kind of hate people, and it's not because I have anything against them. It's just, I enjoy it. It's recreation.

If you had a jetpack you'd be like I have the shittiest jetpack. Who's your service provider on your jetpack? Did they make the new one? I hate this thing.

A lot of the struggle I had with movies is I really loved moments and tones and feelings in a scene, and I loved creating those, but I never really had great stories to string them together.