Friends should always tell you the truth. But please don’t.

It's hard to know where your thoughts come from, especially when you have a thirst for material because you need it professionally.

I'm not motivated to entertain people through Twitter, so just by having Twitter and not saying anything, I make people mad.

I've always loved boxing. It's something I've always been extremely excited about.

It's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them.

The Jackass movies are honestly some of the best movies I've ever seen. I laugh so hard at them. Those guys are geniuses. If they had grown up with a different group of people, they could've been performance artists at Bard College, and people would be writing papers about them.

There's nothing that beats proving you're funny by making a funny thing, and right now there are huge outlets for that, with You Tube and all the other stuff online.