Most people are dead. Did you know that? It's true, out of all the people that ever were, almost all of them are dead.

I've always benefited from knowing machines well, because it's freedom, it gives you freedom, I always knew that.

The Jackass movies are honestly some of the best movies I've ever seen. I laugh so hard at them. Those guys are geniuses. If they had grown up with a different group of people, they could've been performance artists at Bard College, and people would be writing papers about them.

A very painful part of being a parent is having really negative feelings about your children when you love them so much.

I remember the day I saw my hair was thinning. I don't remember caring much. I don't care. It's just hair. It never bothered me much. I was pretty young, too. And it happened and is happening very slowly. I have a feeling dead people get really mad when we complain about losing hair.

Some people think it's demeaning to victims if you ever say anything out-loud about sexual abuse of children. I don't know if that's true.

Anytime you see a bit where some stranger does something to me, it's me.