Most people are dead. Did you know that? It's true, out of all the people that ever were, almost all of them are dead.

My kids are really easy. I often worry that they're too easy to deal with. They're really nice people.

If you had a jetpack you'd be like I have the shittiest jetpack. Who's your service provider on your jetpack? Did they make the new one? I hate this thing.

Most Americans have so much crap, that you could lose most of it and still have way more stuff than the average Canadian.

I've started to kind of hate people, and it's not because I have anything against them. It's just, I enjoy it. It's recreation.

[about being a father] I don't really remember what it was like before. Whatever I had going on, it was bullshit. It wasn't important. It's kind of a nice thing about being a dad. My identity is really about them now, and what I can do for them, so it sort of takes the pressure off of your own life. What am I going to do, who am I? Who cares, you've got to get your kids to school. So I like it that way.

There are people that really live by doing the right thing, but I don't know what that is, I'm really curious about that. I'm really curious about what people think they're doing when they're doing something evil, casually. I think it's really interesting, that we benefit from suffering so much, and we excuse ourselves from it.