You can do eight things. We got it down to eight for you.
It's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them.
Stereotypically speaking feminists can't take a joke. ::audience boo:: See?
Life isn't something you possess. It's something you take part in, and you witness.
You have to be aware of who you're talking to in an audience.
You know, the people who do indie film and decide who gets those little budgets? They're mean, man. They're cold and very cool-oriented.