It's easier to cancel a show if it's expensive.

I don't know if you've ever had just five dollars in the bank, but I've found that if that's all you have, you can't get it out.

I can't just sit on my daughter's bed and just say 'n---' all night and then put her to sleep. I just ain't gonna do that... I told the girls that these boys are racists, and they're not nice boys. But I think we can still enjoy the stories about the fishin' and the tradin'.

When I take my kids out for dinner or lunch, people smile at us.

Sorry - Americans only buy things that come from suffering. They just enjoy it more when they know someone's getting hurt.

There's nowhere I won't go. As long as it's horribly, horribly true and/or wrong.

When you have bacon in your mouth, it doesn't matter who's president.