It's easier to cancel a show if it's expensive.

I have a lot of beliefs... and I live by none of them...

Self-love is a good thing but self-awareness is more important. You need to once in a while go ‘Uh, I’m kind of an asshole.’

Every day starts, my eyes open and I reload the program of misery. I open my eyes, remember who I am, what I'm like, and I just go, 'Ugh'.

Well, when I was younger, I lied all the time, because once you understand the power of lying, it's really like magic because you transform reality for people.

Last week I got a flu that I caught, 'cause my daughter coughed ... into my mouth.

It's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them.