Cars and cameras are the two things I let myself be materialistic about. I don't care about other stuff.
Louis C. K.Young people don't even consider that it's a good idea to be out on the fringe, which is where good ideas come from.
Louis C. K.How do women still go out with guys, when you consider the fact that there is no greater threat to women than men? We're the number one threat to women. Globally and historically, we're the number one cause of injury and mayhem to women... You know what our number one threat is? Heart disease.
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