I remember the day I saw my hair was thinning. I don't remember caring much. I don't care. It's just hair. It never bothered me much. I was pretty young, too. And it happened and is happening very slowly. I have a feeling dead people get really mad when we complain about losing hair.

You have to be aware of who you're talking to in an audience.

When I see two guys kissing, I'm like, how come I can't kiss one of those guys? They look like they're having a good time.

People don't talk to me on airplanes.

I don't like comedy. I like funny things. I don't like comedy. Like, comedy movies are just, 'Oh Jesus.'

When I read things like the foundations of capitalism are shattering, I'm like, maybe we need that. Maybe we need some time where we're walking around with a donkey with pots clanging on the sides.

I do feel a lot of times like I'm out of my league with my kids in terms of what my responsibility is.