I don't have sex drive... I have sex 'just sit in the car and hope someone gets in'.

Either I'll never get rich from the show but remain intensely proud of the work and stand behind every second of it, or it catches on and I'll make my money down the road.

It's more fun to experience things when you don't know what's going to happen.

I think I'm past any window where I'm suddenly going to become surprisingly ripped so that people go, 'Oh, my God, what happened to you?'

I've started to kind of hate people, and it's not because I have anything against them. It's just, I enjoy it. It's recreation.

We have white people problems in America. You know what that is? That's when your life is amazing, so you just make stuff up to get worried about.

The last jobs I had were fixing cars and covering football games for a local access tv station. As in driving the mobile van to the field, setting up 3 cameras, teaching depressed grownups and interns how to use them and directing the game from the van and then wanting to kill myself.