If you're a woman and a guy's ever said anything romantic to you, he just left off the second part that would have made you sick if you could have heard it.
Louis C. K.Most Americans have so much crap, that you could lose most of it and still have way more stuff than the average Canadian.
Louis C. K.I've had soccer moms come up and tell me they can relate when I say that I want to throw my baby in the trash.
Louis C. K.