I don't have sex drive... I have sex 'just sit in the car and hope someone gets in'.

You know the only thing happier than a three-legged dog? A four-legged dog.

Fathers have skills that they never use at home. You run a landscaping business and you can't dress and feed a four-year-old? Take it on!

Life isn't something you possess. It's something you take part in, and you witness.

I don't think it makes any sense to try to get anyone to not talk.

You can't answer a kid's question. A kid never accepts any answer. A kid never says, 'Oh, thanks. I get it.'... They just keep coming with more questions - why, why, why? - until you don't even know who the fk you are anymore at the end of the conversation. It's an insane deconstruction.

A lot of TV is put together by teams, by writing staffs and several different directors. It's a great, very smart way to make television. It's worked for however long TV's been around.