I don't have sex drive... I have sex 'just sit in the car and hope someone gets in'.

Maybe God is an asshole...of course not, he's not an asshole, he's imaginary.

Being popular with an audience is a very rickety ladder to be on.

For years, Blockbuster Video has edited movies. Like The Bad Lieutenant, when he's masturbating while the girls in the car are doing the thing. I rented it from Blockbuster and sped to that scene, and it was gone. I called up Blockbuster, and I'm like, "I got an erection, and the scene's not there."

There's two kinds of press that you get when you put out a TV show: The reviews, and the people that just decide what the reviews say.

My ex-wife, she really didn't like the material that I did. And that's something I regret, that I wasn't more careful about making sure that she was O.K. with it. I just sort of didn't ask. So that's how that goes.

I've been having a lot of trouble sleeping as we all should. I dunno. You don't live that long. It doesn't matter.