I don't have sex drive... I have sex 'just sit in the car and hope someone gets in'.

There are people that really live by doing the right thing, but I don't know what that is, I'm really curious about that. I'm really curious about what people think they're doing when they're doing something evil, casually. I think it's really interesting, that we benefit from suffering so much, and we excuse ourselves from it.

Most people are dead. Hitler. Ray Charles. Some other guys. But mostly those two.

There's no real preparing at home for stand-up. You just go and you just do it.

I don't feel those limits when I'm on stage. For some reason, audiences let me get away with things. Remember, it's all comedy. Words. Thoughts. All thoughts are safe and worth exploring.

We have white people problems in America. You know what that is? That's when your life is amazing, so you just make stuff up to get worried about.

I don't think women are better than men, I think men are a lot worse than women.