I don't think women are better than men, I think men are a lot worse than women.

I think you have to try and fail, because failure gets you closer to what you're good at.

I've had soccer moms come up and tell me they can relate when I say that I want to throw my baby in the trash.

Some things I think are very conservative, or very liberal. I think when someone falls into one category for everything, I'm very suspicious. It doesn't make sense to me that you'd have the same solution to every issue.

Life isn't something you possess. It's something you take part in, and you witness.

Sometimes I just want to tell a story regardless of whether it fits what the show is saying. I’ve been in a lot of writing rooms where somebody says an idea and everyone’s dying, like laughing so they’re delirious. It’s like a black hole in a good way, everything starts to fall into it, you know what I mean.

I don't know if you've ever had just five dollars in the bank, but I've found that if that's all you have, you can't get it out.