The problem is, the more famous you get, the more people see you who didn't choose to.

Look at all the minorities around here! I'm the only majority.

You have to do a show as honestly as you can. But you also can't afford skepticism, because it's preparing for failure, which is useless.

My uncles were all funny. My dad wasn't funny, but my uncles were all funny. Now I go back and I like him better than them, they were manipulative funny.

Sorry - Americans only buy things that come from suffering. They just enjoy it more when they know someone's getting hurt.

I don't feel those limits when I'm on stage. For some reason, audiences let me get away with things. Remember, it's all comedy. Words. Thoughts. All thoughts are safe and worth exploring.

To me, art supplies are always okay to buy.