The problem is, the more famous you get, the more people see you who didn't choose to.

I do feel a lot of times like I'm out of my league with my kids in terms of what my responsibility is.

I think I'm past any window where I'm suddenly going to become surprisingly ripped so that people go, 'Oh, my God, what happened to you?'

I've met a lot of people who've lost their jobs and they still have a sense of humor.

If you're a cartoon character or most TV characters, sure, you'll fight, because the punches are juicy-sounding and they don't leave marks. But in real life, if somebody punches you in the eye, it doesn't make any noise and your eye is swollen for, like, six months. It's a nightmare to get punched in the eye.

People don't talk to me on airplanes.

I finally have the body I want. It’s easy, actually, you just have to want a really shitty body.