Misery is wasted on the miserable.

...Then I got divorced and everything changed, and I became a father in a whole new way and found a whole new set of difficulties.

We have white people problems in America. You know what that is? That's when your life is amazing, so you just make stuff up to get worried about.

If I do something for my kids, I get a medal, because most fathers don't.

Perception is created and twisted so quickly.

I do love standup. I love comedians. They're my community. Also, because I know so many of them, I know the value of them. I know what they can do.

I've always loved boxing. It's something I've always been extremely excited about.