Expensive quality work doesn't cost more - it pays.
Everything's amazing right now, and nobody's happy.
It's more fun to experience things when you don't know what's going to happen.
If I owned a network, I would never let a guy just put people on without telling me who they are.
I've always got the road. Stand-up makes you so autonomous and self-sufficient that it really helps with that part of show business.
Why can't we have racism that's ignorant but nice? You could have stereotypes that are positive about race. You could say, "Those Chinese people, they can fly!" "You know about the Puerto Ricans? They're made of candy!"