In 27 years doing this, I've seen a handful of truly great, masterful standup sets. One was Tig Notaro last night at Largo.
When you have bacon in your mouth, it doesn't matter who's president.
I grew up in a generation that had exponential technological advances.
When I got divorced, I thought 'Well, there goes my act.'
I have Twitter so I can tell people what I want them to buy and they give me money.
There's two kinds of press that you get when you put out a TV show: The reviews, and the people that just decide what the reviews say.