I found out that I'm a pretty bad father. I make a lot of mistakes and I don't know what I'm doing. But my kids love me. Go figure.

You could drive a rental car until you don't want it. Just get out of it while it's moving and just walk away. No, I don't feel like being in that car any longer. Just call Hertz. Hi, your car is drifting into the intersection of 28th and Broadway, if you're interested. It's now your problem.

Technically, I've learned that having good legs and wind is good for being on stage. You have to be in shape and have endurance.

I always tell my kids to cut a sandwich in half right when you get it, and the first thought you should have is somebody else. You only ever need half a burger.

I grew up watching all these crazy movies, European movies and stuff, and I guess that I always laughed at things that were a little more offbeat.

I don't have a gun, but if I did, I would shoot a baby deer in the mouth and feel nothing.

Feeling unsure and lost is part of your path. Don't avoid it. See what those feelings are showing you and use it.