I like pressure. Pressure doesn't make me crack. It's enabling. I eat pressure, and there might be times when I get a bad feeling in my gut that this might be too much, but you feel pressure when you're not doing something, you know?
Louis C. K.When I am in a hotel, and I turn off the lights and the TV, I just freak out. I turn the TV back on and don't get any sleep.
Louis C. K.I don't have a gun, but if I did, I would shoot a baby deer in the mouth and feel nothing.
Louis C. K.People say, 'My phone sucks.' No, it doesnโt! The shittiest cellphone in the world is a miracle. Your life sucks. Around the phone.
Louis C. K.