You can do eight things. We got it down to eight for you.

Anytime you see a bit where some stranger does something to me, it's me.

Some things I think are very conservative, or very liberal. I think when someone falls into one category for everything, I'm very suspicious. It doesn't make sense to me that you'd have the same solution to every issue.

The thing is, comedy's gone in a weird direction. People are really into ironic comedy and fakeness and cleverness.

I know what it's like to have a bunch of material that's working that you don't care about. You want to die.

I've been having a lot of trouble sleeping as we all should. I dunno. You don't live that long. It doesn't matter.

You can do eight things. We got it down to eight for you.