You can do eight things. We got it down to eight for you.

America's a family. We all yell at each other. It all works out.

The only road to good shows is bad ones. Just go start having a bad time, and if you don't give up, you will get better.

Rob McElhenney who runs 'It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.' That show absolutely kills me and I am stunned by the consistency of greatness it has maintained over what is now a record breaking amount of seasons ... How do you do that for so many years? My 14-year-old daughter and I watch it together and we both laugh crazy hard.

I know what it's like to have a bunch of material that's working that you don't care about. You want to die.

I wish I could know everything ever, like that would be my wish - that's what I hope heaven is, that they tell you who shot JFK and all that stuff.

When you're young as a comic, you don't have a lot of leverage.