I don't know if you've ever had just five dollars in the bank, but I've found that if that's all you have, you can't get it out.

I love stand-up more than anything, and I'm so happy to have found a way to use it in the show.

You don't look down at your feet. A lot of comedians want to look down at their feet, but you break contact with the audience.

I'm not sure why I'm so often disgusting on stage. I don't always know where it comes from.

I'm close to my audience. I think I have more tools in my box than other guys who might try it. Also, I know how to do this stuff. I know how to write and shoot and edit. I'm technically adept and that helped with the website. You need a big skill set.

I don't think it makes any sense to try to get anyone to not talk.

A lot of TV is put together by teams, by writing staffs and several different directors. It's a great, very smart way to make television. It's worked for however long TV's been around.