I don't know if you've ever had just five dollars in the bank, but I've found that if that's all you have, you can't get it out.

I've tried to do away with lying in my life in the last few years, but it's hard.

I've always benefited from knowing machines well, because it's freedom, it gives you freedom, I always knew that.

Very few American parents give a crap about how they raise their kids. They put minimal effort into it. Who told you it's a good idea to buy a developing mind a video game?

Expensive quality work doesn't cost more - it pays.

How do women still go out with guys, when you consider the fact that there is no greater threat to women than men? We're the number one threat to women. Globally and historically, we're the number one cause of injury and mayhem to women... You know what our number one threat is? Heart disease.

I just don't trust any of it. Every time I read something about how there's been another ridiculous climb of the Dow Jones, there's a part of me that goes, “This can't be good.” None of this is real money. You know what I mean? It's not like there's actually more of anything. It's just ideas. When people are getting richer and richer but they're not actually producing anything, it can't end well.