The ability to just sit there. That's being a person.

I thought about going to NYU film school - that was this ideal to me. But I didn't make any kind of grades in high school.

Bill has three goldfish. He buys two more. How many dogs live in London?

Plenty of crazy people in New York. There are so many crazy people here, I think it's like one out of every one person is completely out of their mind.

I don't know if you've ever had just five dollars in the bank, but I've found that if that's all you have, you can't get it out.

...Then I got divorced and everything changed, and I became a father in a whole new way and found a whole new set of difficulties.

If you can survive disappointment, nothing can beat you