Apple embodies a lot of what have been defined as feminine traits: an emphasis on intuitive design, intellect, a strong sense of creativity, and that striving to always make the greatest version of something.

I've been having a lot of trouble sleeping as we all should. I dunno. You don't live that long. It doesn't matter.

I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself.

Whenever I've encountered a Christian saying, 'Why don't you stop talking like that so I can hear you?' I think, 'Well you're the one putting the earmuffs on, but I wish you could hear me because I like you.'

To me the goal of comedy is to just laugh, which is a really high hearted thing, visceral connection and reaction.

When I see two guys kissing, I'm like, how come I can't kiss one of those guys? They look like they're having a good time.

Everything's amazing right now, and nobody's happy.