You know the only thing happier than a three-legged dog? A four-legged dog.

There's two kinds of press that you get when you put out a TV show: The reviews, and the people that just decide what the reviews say.

I don't know if you've ever had just five dollars in the bank, but I've found that if that's all you have, you can't get it out.

If you do something and people think you're stupid, just go for crazy. You get more respect that way because nobody likes stupid people.

Talking is always positive. That's why I talk too much.

Working in TV and navigating success is a tricky thing. It's easier to navigate the hard work of starting out because you just do anything they let you do, but once you get into an orbit, after the thrusters have pushed you into the orbit, now you have to navigate that orbit. There's no choices when you're starting out. You're just like, "Please, let me do anything." But then it turns around and it's like, "We'll let you do anything".

People are always fighting for attention with things now because there's so much content. Actually, if you don't tell people stuff - you just keep your mouth shut - you don't have to whisper it, you just don't yell. Take the bullhorn off your mouth and it's a secret.